Thursday, October 17, 2013

Big in Japan

Get yourself a 16.5 inch Brazilian whilst stocks last!

 
Neymar's website has the perfect gift for anybody who feels the need for 16.5 inches of plastic fun in their life this Christmas. The model comes complete with imitation diamond stud and will cost you just £50 and in case you think that is too much for an action man it also comes with a change of kit and extra pair of football boots.

Apparently only 2,000 of the models have been made and Japan is the target market, which probably comes as no surprise to anybody who has made even the cursory investigation into Japanese popular culture. So grab one whilst stocks last!

5 comments:

  1. what a pile of crap...more Tracey Emin? ;-)

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  2. Trace speaks very highly of you.

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