When Match of The Day Has Lost Its Allure
Katy Perry may well have kissed a girl and liked it but her heart and head have been turned to the joys of London E13 thanks to current beau Russell Brand. The shaggy haired shagger from Grays is a life long Hammers fan and has converted Ms Perry to the mystical charms of the Boleyn.
Having seen the singer wearing the claret and blue basque at an awards bash in Berlin, West Ham United who are a bit short of the odd knicker or two have commissioned designer Siobhan Dillon to make a short run of 50. They won't come cheap at £300 each, but that will help pay the medical expenses for Dean Ashton for a week. The basque itself is made from three shirts which sell in the club shop for £30 each - so if you only have £90 and a Singer sewing machine handy you might like to try this one at home.
6 comments:
How did I know you'd be psoting this! tut tut...
Costs a knicker..
'ow much? I've only got a few bob
Give over luv, yuv got two luvly half crowns...
Just about to watch Barca...
The way things are going we could do with both Katy Perry and Russell Brand in the side.
Messi injured, Abidal and Toure with swine flu, Ibra injured, Henry booed, Iniesta looking paler than usual - it's going to end in tears.
Well it was Bilbao, they all want to be French but they all want to Celtic more so would support Ireland...or something
I thought the kung fu kick on Messi was a little bit accidentally on purpose...he left his foot up a bit more than was natural.
Should that, perhaps, be a "Swinger" sewing machine if Russell Brand is involved in this?
Here's an awful mental image : Robbie Savage modelling this kind of thing for Derby County.
I'll get my coat... ...
P.S. Seriously though, £300? That is taking the mick.
Very good Shy - the pun not Wobbie in a basque.
Barca fans seem to have forgiven Henry, he got a higher mark for the match on their home page then Maxwell who played all the game. Henry touched the ball once I think.
Agree about the Messi tackle, I think Messie must have closed his eyes and turned his head slightly when he saw it coming otherwise he could have had a serious injury.
Don't know if you saw Malaga v Zaragoza tonight but there was a punch in that game that would have done David Haye proud.
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