Poor Lady Madonna (sorry Lady McCartney)
When Paul married Linda, in 1969 or whenever, everybody wished them happiness through gritted teeth, disappointed he wasn't marrying Jane Asher but glad he hadn't found another Yoko. When Linda died half a dozen years ago or so people said "Ah poor Paul, he's lost John, he's lost George and now he's lost Linda," and we nodded slowly and sagely.
Then he got married again, not a Linda version 2.0 but a different, younger, stronger willed person, somebody without the full complement of limbs and once again everybody nodded slowly and smiled knowingly - Macca had found his muse again.
But now it's all over and the scumbag, sorry, tabloid press that we have in this country have discovered that back in the 1980's - you know the decade that taste forgot - Heather posed for a sex manual, which has suddenly become a porn movie!
Hasn't this woman suffered enough? She married the man who wrote 'Mary Had A Little Lamb', 'Mull of Kintyre' and who persuaded Stevie Wonder to sing the lines "Ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony, side by side on my piano keyboard, oh lord, why don't we?"
Let her live in peace with her £40 million divorce settlement, she's earned it.
3 comments:
Hey Paul, i haven't let the cat out of the bag as you've undoubtedly noticed, but can i link your world cup blog through from mine if you're still not ready to publicly share this one.
By the way, The Sun's take on those photos is so unbelieveably contradictory to what they publish day after day. How can they actually call her 'depraved'
I arrived here via Six Years Late's blog and you know me better as Shy Talk.
The great British press, eh? They'll build you up only to knock you right down again at thier earliest opportunity.
Piece of useless information : my wife runs a shop that Mr & Mills, her parents, frequent.
Erratum : should be Mr & Mrs Mills
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