My mother used to say that eating cheese before you went to bed made you have strange dreams. I think it was a fairly common "old wives tale" in Lancashire.
My wife once dreamed that she and I were two tectonic plates beneath the earth's surface and we were being pushed together all the time.
Well, we've got four kids so we must've done something right.
Actually, there is often a bit of "nocturnal strangeness" in our house. Strange dreams, strange noises (always explicable though), people sleepwalking etc, etc. We've even had No.1 son jazz singing in his sleep! That was seriously wierd : I thought we were being burgled by George Melly!!
Actually Nathalie makes some weird noises in her sleep - I often wonder what'll happen on her school/scout trips etc but so far nobody has made a comment.
Lucy: It's obvious now you mention it - a little dog as a metaphor for losing - excellent!
Let's get this right, you dreamed about riding a bike, but the dog (whose claim to fame was lapping puddles of dubibious liquids) got the better of you...
SURELY you don't need a dream guru for this one... domination by dirty little bitches isn't everyone's cup of tea but it seems perfectly clear to me!
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I suspect you might wish to drink less....
Good one Gavin, I take a far to literal approach in that I asume it is to do with losing.
Hell, we can't win all the time Paul.
My mother used to say that eating cheese before you went to bed made you have strange dreams. I think it was a fairly common "old wives tale" in Lancashire.
My wife once dreamed that she and I were two tectonic plates beneath the earth's surface and we were being pushed together all the time.
Blimey Shy, earthquakes in the bedroom were there?
Well, we've got four kids so we must've done something right.
Actually, there is often a bit of "nocturnal strangeness" in our house. Strange dreams, strange noises (always explicable though), people sleepwalking etc, etc. We've even had No.1 son jazz singing in his sleep! That was seriously wierd : I thought we were being burgled by George Melly!!
Lol Shy!
Actually Nathalie makes some weird noises in her sleep - I often wonder what'll happen on her school/scout trips etc but so far nobody has made a comment.
Lucy: It's obvious now you mention it - a little dog as a metaphor for losing - excellent!
Let's get this right, you dreamed about riding a bike, but the dog (whose claim to fame was lapping puddles of dubibious liquids) got the better of you...
SURELY you don't need a dream guru for this one... domination by dirty little bitches isn't everyone's cup of tea but it seems perfectly clear to me!
Thank you Gavin, I can see it's not just your blog that dresses in black!
I just say it as I see it Baldy!
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