Ten Sentences I've Reached 46 Without Saying
1. I'd love a flame grilled whopper
2. There's something worth watching on ITV tonight
3. Have you read this great article in the Daily Mail/Daily Express
4. Are those real or fake?
5. I can't wait to get the new Simply Red album
6. You have to hand it to Tony Blair, he's doing a great job
7. I think this country is ready for a Conservative government.
8. A triple latte to go please
9.It's £30 a wrap, right?
10. Have you got the DVD boxset of all the Star Wars films?
Plus 10 Things I Hope Are Never Said To Me
1. Don't worry, I'm sure it happens to all men at one time or another
2. Would it help if I switched the fire on?
3. Are you sure you wanted the Arsenal kit for your birthday?
4. Good news, Westlife are playing the BIC at Christmas
5.We can still be friends right?
6. Is this your first time at a Harvester?
7. The good news is that we can graft a pigs ear onto the side of your head
8. Congratulations you have won Deal or No Deal
9. At what point did you lose sight of the pedestrian?
10. I'm afraid you have to choose, it's your wife or your daughter's life
And 10 Things I'm Still Waiting To Be Said To Me
1. We'd like to give you unlimited, 0% interest, credit on your Mastercard
2. I've decided to give you an above inflation pay rise
3. Claudia Schiffer's on the phone
4. I've got tickets for West Ham in the Champions League Final
5. Way to go Big Boy!
6. Nathalie's passed her A levels and is going on to University
7. This is the National Savings, congratulations you've won this month's main prize
8. A cure for diabetes has been discovered
9.Your personal teleporter is waiting at Argos
10. This has all been a dream
6 comments:
I'd concur with you on nearly all of those, Paul.
As for Claudia Schiffer, well, I suppose so!
Brilliant Paul, I'm going to make you cross by saying, the one thing which would annoy me is if my OH said " We're changing newspapers to the Indy"
Very good Paul.
Don't get jealous, but my son sat next to Claudia Schiffer on a flight to USA !!!
Curmy - Lol, that really did make me laugh.
Shy - You're a hard man to please!
Rupe - How can I not be jealous, your son inhaled next to Claudia!
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