I Am The Valentines Day Arse

I gave Janis her Valentines Day card today which she opened, read and said the words were lovely. Then she started laughing and couldn't stop.

"What's funny?" I asked

"Nothing," she replied through near hysterical shrieks of laughter.

"Come on, somethings funny."

"Look," she said pointing at the front of the card where it said:

To my darling wife, on the occasion of our first Valentine's Day

I really must wear my reading glasses when I go shopping for cards.