Beth Jordache* Is A M.I.L.F

So little Beth has grown-up and actress Anna Friel has topped the M.I.L.F poll in online men's magazine Lycos XY. It's a good job these polls only involve the pointing and clicking of a mouse, any keyboard activity requiring two hands would have eliminated most people from posting their vote.

I can't help thinking that two things influenced the decision of the male punters who took part; that smile and that t-shirt.

For those aspiring Motty's out there, Victoria Beckham was voted second, Pop star Jamelia was third, followed by supermodel Heidi Klum. Angelina Jolie was fifth, Donna Air sixth and Gwen Stefani seventh.

I always thought that to be a M.I.L.F you had to be, I don't know, over forty and interesting not just express the need to get your plums out everytime you appear on screen!

*Beth Jordache was the character Anna played in the Channel 4 soap Brookside and was most famous for sharing British television's first soap lesbian kiss.