You Can't Touch Force-Field Frank

First it was Fabregas, then it was Adebayor now it's the turn of Timothy John Lawrence Smith, a junior architect of Slough (although I suspect he will be referred from this point on as Tim Smith ex-junior architect of Slough) to try and lamp Lamps.

What is it about mild mannered Frank, the housewives favourite, that arouses such ire? Could it be that Spuds were about as penetrating as a tongueless, fingerless, Eunuch in a brothel?

Fat Frank has taken on all comers and held them off by his super powers. Not only is he one of the Top Ten English born midfielders of the last fortnight but he is the owner of an invisible force field that his would be assailants cannot penetrate. From henceforth Fat Frank shall be known as Force Field Frank.