Footballers win sex toy damages
A German sex toy firm is to pay German football stars Michael Ballack and Oliver Kahn 50,000 euros each after it used their names to sell vibrators.
The stars sued the firm Beate Uhse because it sold special World Cup vibrators called "Michael B" and "Olli K" last year without their permission.
The damages - £34,000 ($67,000) for each player - were awarded in Hamburg. The footballers had originally demanded 60,000 euros each.
Surely Ollie Khan's should have been a premature ejaculation preventer for men called 'The Stopper' and Michael Ballacks could have been named after his runs from midfield, "Deep Penetrator."
I bet women wouldn't buy a toy named after Arjen Robben - "Mr Floppy."
4 comments:
What about the "Ronaldo"? You know, the one that goes down easily in the box?
I'll get my coat.
Lol Nice one Shy!
hahaha...I was just about to post about this...Ollie's Olisbos (dildo)...maybe I'll do it later
I'm sure there must be any number of players from France who be the French Tackler...sorry, not nearly as funny...
For Chelsea fans of a certain age there's always the "Chopper Harris".
Is it true that a director of the company involved was the former German international footballer Stefan Kuntz?
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