Massage Parlour

A man visits a massage parlour and sees a sign on the wall that reads:
'Ham sandwiches £2.50. Wank £30.00.

"Are you the young lady who does the wanks?" he asks a woman lounging against the wall in her bra and knickers. The young lady wriggled a bit, pouted and pulled down her bra to show her cleavage: "Oh yes, Sir, she replied breathlessly.
''Right," said the man, "Give your hands a wash and get me a ham sandwich."