First off, sorry about posting a photograph showing Madonna's bits but I needed a relevant illustration to this piece. A week last Friday I was about two miles from home when all of a sudden the traffic came to a standstill in both directions. It was strange because I knew that in the direction I had been travelling from there were no hold-ups or roadworks, I could also see that ahead of me the road was clear, so the reason for the isolated blockage seemed even stranger. Then it became obvious.
A young woman, I'd say between 19 and 25, in her underwear (not a bikini) had stepped into the road and stuck her thumb out to try and solicit a lift from the passing traffic. When this didn't work, she crossed the road and then stood on the wrong side (for the direction she was no walking in) and again started thumbing for a lift - at the same time she was pulling down her knickers.
Now I have to say that it was surreal. She looked as if she was on drugs to be honest, the way she was walking and pulling at her underwear. I'm pretty sure that everybody else in the queue was thinking the same as me "Should I get out and see if she's been attacked?" Anyway, the question didn't have time to linger long in the air because a police car arrived on the scene before she could get much further.
Anyway on the Monday I mentioned this to a female colleague who lives near me and she said she'd keep her eyes open for any report of a young woman being attacked, or worse, in our area.
Well this Sunday Nathalie and I were out in the car, near the spot where I had seen this woman and there she was again, in her bra and this tiny skirt thumbing a lift. Nathalie's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets but she did manage to utter, "Oh for God's sake, put some clothes on."
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LOL! It obviously works otherwise she wouldn't do it!
I hate that picture of Madonna. She looks as though she has just got out of a concentration camp,(apart from the false boobies) which in turn makes you realise how unattractive these size zero types must look when naked.
She sounds like a prostitute to me Paul, therefore probably on drugs too.
The sad part about driving in parts of Italy and France are all the soliciting females lining the sides of the roads, often more or less in underwear. One I remember seemed to be in just a strategically placed scarf.
I'd say those boobs are real Mags, to droopy to be fake ones
Not sure about the boobs, I'll leave that to you ladies to decide.
Funny Lucy should mention France, several years ago Janis and I were driving in Blois (Loire Valley), I stopped at a set of traffic lights and this young lady in skimpy clothes tapped on the window - I'd inadvertently driving into a red light area, sans red lights!
While I think about it what's happening with the Fantasy Footie League Lucy - I've signed up but would like to join the league again.
Ah is it football time already!
Do go ahead and set up the league Paul, you get given a code for all joiners to input for the 'private' league.
I'm sure all the first time guys who did not do too well will do better this time...
Football code is 199384-64950
There's been a woman dancing in her underwear to her walkman at the intersection of Trinity Road and St. James's Drive in Tooting for around 20 years.
She is clearly mentally disabled, but she's happy as Larry and I haven't once seen her being moved on by the police, she's a permanent local fixture now, no one even slows down to look these days.
How the FUCK did I miss this!!!
amateurs! Of course she's on the job...I have to pass two regulars every day!...I said PASS!!... I suspect she's of foreign decent introducing a common mode of work to England's green and pleasant land...hmmmmmmm
I actually like that photo... :-), wouldn't have guessed it was Mage though. (that's Mage...not Mags...Mags is far more meatily attractive hmmmm...apparently ...gulp)
Now Paul...just exactly wher ewas this...I know you live in parts not too far adrift from wher I frequent when in the Uk so advance warning may be helpful.
(whistle)
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