From The Canyons Of My Mind

So Cheryl Cole has decided that perhaps it's not a love worth fighting for and has decided it's time to split from her little boy husband. Fair enough, but did she have to fly back from L.A to London to announce it via her agent? Ashley has enough problems, that reported £400,000 fine must have had some effect on his driving skills, as it is.

And am I the only one who finds all the stories surrounding his sexual exploits a little bizarre. Is there a single person in his age group, male or female, who wasn't aware of their sponsored wedding a couple of years ago? Well apparently there was because he managed to shag one who when she realised he was married was horrified, so horrified in fact that the first thing she did wasn't to phone her Mum but to phone the tabloids. Pah!

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On a more serious note, was I the only one concerned about the use of language following the car bomb in Newry, Northern Ireland. An RUC spokesperson said that the fact nobody had been killed was "due to divine intervention." It's that sort of loose language that kicked everything off on the first place.