Sunday, May 15, 2011

Goodbye Cruel World


17:55 on Sunday 15th May 2011 and West Ham United are relegated from the English Premier League to the backwoods of obscurity. Oh deep joy! Bring me the head of Avram Grant. Trips to Leeds, Millwall, Cardiff (possibly), Southampton and Brighton, among others await.

Fire sale at Upton Park, possibly buy one get one free. How does a team with a 'spine' consisting of England internationals get relegated with so few points and so few clues?

Heyho.

Congratulations to Walter Smith and the gang for winning the title again. When was the last time a team went away needing a win to guarantee the league title and scored three goals in the first seven minutes of a match? Also well done to Neil Lennon for offering Rangers his congratulations.

1 comment:

Span Ows said...

If Arsenal had played even half the season like their last 4 games they'd be joining the Hammers, effing disgraceful. With any luck a couple of the goodies from Upton park will end up giving the Arse a bit of heart.