Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Health Update

I went to see the surgery nurse today and she told me to stop masturbating. When I asked why, she said, "because I'm trying to examine you."

3 comments:

Span Ows said...

LOL! hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...

Sorry, I'm very happy. Now all i need is a 1-3 away win at Old Trafford this weekend and crisis over!

Aldershot?...no.....surely not, 10 minutes to go

Span Ows said...

I take that back...no time to go!

A Northern Bloke said...

Excellent, Paul. Even better for those of us who have to see the nurse regularly. Next time I go I will have to try hard to keep a straight face! Having said that, I'll probably have forgotten the joke by my next appointment in February!