Wednesday, February 01, 2012

Irksome Ignorant Irish Interrogator Insults Interviewee

Walking PR disaster, humour free zone and pie lover Eamonn Holmes has struck again, this time asking a female sex addict why she hadn’t considered prostitution.

The chubby co-host of ‘This Morning’ was interviewing Crystal Warren, who claims to have slept with more than 1,000 men and says she is unable to keep a job due to her addiction, she didn't say whether or not this was due to her being late for work or simply not being able to keep her legs together and under her desk.

In reaction to this, Holmes asked, “If you need this five or six times a day, have you never thought about making a business of it? Charging for it?'” 42-year-old Miss Warren was not impressed.

“What, becoming a prostitute?” she said, seemingly undeterred by the shock questioning, “Then it becomes a business, then I become maybe like a robot. This way I am enjoying it, I do it when I want to do it, I get to choose who I sleep with.”

An ITV spokesman later said: “Eamonn's question was in the context of a wider balanced and frank interview and we have had no complaints.”

                      
By the way Eamonn Holmes is an anagram of 'He? O, man melons'.

5 comments:

Span Ows said...

I'm sure there are a few other good anagrams in there....too busy to look just now. I'm surprised he didn't say "fancy a quick one then".

Paul said...

Yes, but he could have been talking about a pie and a pint!

A Northern Bloke said...

Why would a person with that particular addiction go on the telly and talk about it? You'd think they'd try to keep it a secret.

Well, I would, anyway.

Span Ows said...

...turns out she used to be a bloke! LOL!

Paul said...

Damn - that's my follow up post ruined!