Okay I suppose at any other time this would be funny but we live in strange times. A female colleague came into my office this morning and asked me to look at this bloke walking down the road. Now the man in question is at least 80, if not older, and lives in a council run old people's home down the road, he's well known in the neighbourhood as he spends most of his mornings walking around in a long beige coloured mac and flat cap.
"He looks harmless enough doesn't he?" she said
"I think so," I replied not really giving the matter that much attention.
"He's not though. He followed me down the road and lifted my skirt up with his walking stick. I thought it felt a bit odd and when I turned around he was grinning at me. If he'd been a bit younger I'd have hit him."