Okay I suppose at any other time this would be funny but we live in strange times. A female colleague came into my office this morning and asked me to look at this bloke walking down the road. Now the man in question is at least 80, if not older, and lives in a council run old people's home down the road, he's well known in the neighbourhood as he spends most of his mornings walking around in a long beige coloured mac and flat cap.
"He looks harmless enough doesn't he?" she said
"I think so," I replied not really giving the matter that much attention.
"He's not though. He followed me down the road and lifted my skirt up with his walking stick. I thought it felt a bit odd and when I turned around he was grinning at me. If he'd been a bit younger I'd have hit him."
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Oh no...here we go
I am sure I have mentioned that I always laugh/smile/giggle even at the thought of Boots Randolph's 'Yakety Sax', and Quincy Jones' Soul Bossa Nova (Austin Powers), released the year I was born!
...however that sounds serious, especially in these current paedophilia witch-hunt times.
If he was following her how did she know it was his walking stick?
Oh matron!
Seriously though, the dirty old bugger shouldn't get away with that. Exactly how he should be dealt with is another matter.
The general feeling is that she should have hit him regardless of age.
If he'd have done that to one of my daughters or my wife I would have suggested they make a complaint to the council home where he lives.
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